I'm too tired to write a clever ad, come work for us so I can get some sleep

UPDATE: One position has already been filled.

Contract, hourly, full-time, part-time.

We need a few people to join the team. We have five and a half full time people, lots of work and need more hands.

This is a 40 - 50 hr/week position (unless you qualify for number 6). With no end in site. Work from where ever you are most comfortable. No dress code, as long as you write good code. Bad code will be punished by wearing suit and tie. Please come work here, my wife and children miss me.

We have our own apps, http://lessaccounting.com and http://lesstimespent.com, and we also do client work.

Please only apply if:

1. You can write RESTful rails code (map.resources, respond_to, crudly skinny controllers).
2. You can handle a project all by yourself. (Good domain model, rails code, javascript, client happy.)
3. You have a good sense of humor. (Personality is as important as technical skills.)
4. You general get things done when you say they will be. (Generally >= 90% of the time.)
5. You are generally better than the people you work with.
6. Either you can commit to 40 - 50 hrs. per week, or the ten you can commit to will totally amaze me.

Please do not apply if:

1. You are compelled to send a resume. Just tell me what you've done. (Send me a link to your blog.)
2. You are applying on behalf of someone else or your team.
3. You need time to ramp up.
4. You develop using any operating system that is not unix based. (Mac preferred, but linux is fine if you are hard core hacker.)
5. This blog post sounds like it's describing you: http://b.lesseverything.com/2007/8/31/be-carful-who-you-hire-i-know-what-their-code-look-like